5531 Winter Steel No Alliance Forum 48 Hr

[Ruingurth]

PI - BL

Ha ... that is how wars start!!  I was responding to your sideswipe below ... "of expecting that from PI".  I not be scalping any Dragon scrotums.

How dare you try to get handsy in my region. I'd expect that from PI, but not you. Never you. You were the best of us! And after I returned your agent that one time. And now you're here AGAIN?! I love you. We should hang out.

Saying that I expect you to be handsy was a compliment. Your hands are super soft. You would never know that you handle ropes all day.

GN-PI and BL

I'm no instigator but that sounds like a fight in my neighborhood.

Twiklebum

[Lord Garth]

Ra -- BL

Just for the record, I was looking to grab a town because the TY dropped. And moved off when I saw it was claimed.  But we are beyond all that now.

Ra -- IL

No offense.  I just needed you out of Triumvia.  I won't be going into Pellinor.

Ra -- All

The Black has all his forces waaaaaaay up north.  So the Untamed Lands should be easy pickings.  Enjoy!   He ain't That fast.

Garth, what an ugly thing to say... does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Garth, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.

Ahhhhhh, my favorite thing. The cry for assistance. Yay! 

How dare you try to get handsy in my region. I'd expect that from PI, but not you. Never you. You were the best of us! And after I returned your agent that one time. And now you're here AGAIN?! I love you. We should hang out.

RA -> BL

You're a Daisy

[Acererak]

Ra -- BL

Just for the record, I was looking to grab a town because the TY dropped. And moved off when I saw it was claimed.  But we are beyond all that now.

Ra -- IL

No offense.  I just needed you out of Triumvia.  I won't be going into Pellinor.

Ra -- All

The Black has all his forces waaaaaaay up north.  So the Untamed Lands should be easy pickings.  Enjoy!   He ain't That fast.

Garth, what an ugly thing to say... does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Garth, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.

Ahhhhhh, my favorite thing. The cry for assistance. Yay! 

How dare you try to get handsy in my region. I'd expect that from PI, but not you. Never you. You were the best of us! And after I returned your agent that one time. And now you're here AGAIN?! I love you. We should hang out.

Appreciate your Tombstone reference Painted.

[HabeusCorpus]

PI - BL

Ha ... that is how wars start!!  I was responding to your sideswipe below ... "of expecting that from PI".  I not be scalping any Dragon scrotums.

How dare you try to get handsy in my region. I'd expect that from PI, but not you. Never you. You were the best of us! And after I returned your agent that one time. And now you're here AGAIN?! I love you. We should hang out.

Saying that I expect you to be handsy was a compliment. Your hands are super soft. You would never know that you handle ropes all day.

PI - BL

My hands be soft from all of oils used in our Scrotum tanning process.  We try to use high quality, organic, vegan oils ... it makes the Scrotum supple and easily workable for any number of crafts.

[Pine Needle]

DU- Daisy
Welcome to the garden. Need any food?

[Pine Needle]

DU-GN
After our months of war together against the DE? This is what I get?
Well, phone home Gnome.

DU

[HabeusCorpus]

PI - All

In the midst of all the melee ... I forgot to announce the grand opening of THE LEGENDARY PIRATE PLEASURE PALACE!!!! I know most of your ships have been sunk ... but just send us a raven and we will be sure to come pick you up. The pleasure to be had is legendary........

HabeusCorpus

[The Painted Man]

PI - All

In the midst of all the melee ... I forgot to announce the grand opening of THE LEGENDARY PIRATE PLEASURE PALACE!!!!  I know most of your ships have been sunk ... but just send us a raven and we will be sure to come pick you up.  The pleasure to be had is legendary........

HabeusCorpus

Is it in the Diamond Coast?? Because I hear the lizards up there have it under... tight? .... control.

[Pine Needle]

PI - All

In the midst of all the melee ... I forgot to announce the grand opening of THE LEGENDARY PIRATE PLEASURE PALACE!!!!  I know most of your ships have been sunk ... but just send us a raven and we will be sure to come pick you up.  The pleasure to be had is legendary........

HabeusCorpus

Nice castle you got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it...

[HabeusCorpus]

PI - All

In the midst of all the melee ... I forgot to announce the grand opening of THE LEGENDARY PIRATE PLEASURE PALACE!!!!  I know most of your ships have been sunk ... but just send us a raven and we will be sure to come pick you up.  The pleasure to be had is legendary........

HabeusCorpus

Nice castle you got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it...

You have plenty of troops and ships at the bottom of the ocean ... come try again if you would like.  Come in pleasure or don't come.  No innuendo intended.