5275 Master / Apprentice

[The Painted Man]

Mr. Elf, well said. Marry me?

[Ashgar75]

Mr. Elf, well said. Marry me?

Your just saying that because you want me for Nyvaria. We know how you Rangers are.  If it wears tights and has something you want, you won’t discriminate be it male or female, human or Demi-human.  I believe if someone put tights on a wooden post declaring ownership of a region, a Ranger my just propose to the post.  I am not saying this to be an insult. In fact every Elf has a little bit of Dark Zelda in them so it could possibly be envy that you here in my words.

[The Painted Man]

Mr. Elf, well said. Marry me?

Your just saying that because you want me for Nyvaria. We know how you Rangers are.  If it wears tights and has something you want, you won’t discriminate be it male or female, human or Demi-human.  I believe if someone put tights on a wooden post declaring ownership of a region, a Ranger my just propose to the post.  I am not saying this to be an insult. In fact every Elf has a little bit of Dark Zelda in them so it could possibly be envy that you here in my words.

No insult taken. In fact, most of what you're saying I'd agree with 100%. My only comment would be we don't want you for Nyvaria. We already have Nyvaria. We want you for The Diamond Coast.

[Calidor]

For the record this is the best game thread. Ever.

[The Painted Man]

For the record this is the best game thread. Ever.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

[Brekk]

Ahh so if I read everything correctly you have disdain for us amazons because you prefer men in tights, elves or simple a good knotted pole ?

[The Painted Man]

Ahh so if I read everything correctly you have disdain for us amazons because you prefer men in tights, elves or simple a good knotted pole ?

We prefer grooming. The Wonder Woman movie was VERY misleading in that aspect. Seems to have helped you acclimate to the Untamed Lands easier, though, so there’s that.

[Ashgar75]

Lord of the Barbarians.

What do you say to a NAP between your team and ours? We are locked in with the DU/RA and would prefer no distractions if this fit in with your plans of conquest.


What say you?

Lord of the Elves.

[The Painted Man]

Lord of the Barbarians.

What do you say to a NAP between your team and ours?  We are locked in with the DU/RA and would prefer no distractions if this fit in with your plans of conquest.  


What say you?

Lord of the Elves.

He killed your cousins!!!

[Strylian]

Lord of the Barbarians.

What do you say to a NAP between your team and ours?  We are locked in with the DU/RA and would prefer no distractions if this fit in with your plans of conquest.  


What say you?

Lord of the Elves.

Good Lord of the Elves. 

It is good to see the Little Folk who we are fond of and the Elves making a stand against the Tyranny and the vial misleading tongue of the Rangers. They claim they wear tights because they have great stretch and hug their bottoms so they look firmer. We believe it is just compensation for their small spears. 

In our opinion the Elves look better in tights. We think it is probably from their fine feminine features. 

We are fond of the little folk and often buy sandwiches from them off their food carts and would see no harm come to them. Your borders will be safe with us until the next counsel of Kingdoms. 

To the Amazons we find it disturbing that you have chosen the way of the sword instead of the way of the spatula. The world would be a better place if you where to just stay in the kitchen. 

That being said we can not blame you for wanting to get back at your ex (the Rangers) for apparently cheating on you with a pole wearing tights. Logistically we are not even sure how that works. We can only imagine that in the dark he could not tell the difference.

However, even though women do not belong on the battle field we will not be interfering in your  lovers squabbles. 

We will be finishing off our worthy advisary, the Fishmen though. Unless he agrees to surrender to the mighty battle axes of the Barbarian hordes.