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To the Great Lord of the High Elves
It appears you have confused East with North. The Dark Elves reside in the Eastern Steppes. There are no Dark Elves in the Northern Mists.
The Great King of the Dwarves
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Perhaps his svc involves dwarf tossing
"Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts."
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I'm definitely feeling a Dwarf toss coming on. Right after I toss the 1DA out of Amberland...
The remaining pieces I mean.
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I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived. Say, um, can I have some of that water?
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I know that picture is meant to intimidate us, but I can't help noticing how extremely exposed those kneecaps are. I'm guessing you guys haven't done much dwarf tossing before. :-)
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(02-22-2015, 06:54 PM)Thudargh Wrote: I know that picture is meant to intimidate us, but I can't help noticing how extremely exposed those kneecaps are. I'm guessing you guys haven't done much dwarf tossing before. :-)
Yes you are observant.
However, my trolls have the power of regeneration. We regrow kneecaps, heads and arms almost at will. You will learn this soon enough.
I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived. Say, um, can I have some of that water?
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Someone's knocking on my door... somebody's ringing the bell
Someone's knocking on my door... somebody's ringing the bell
Do me a favor, open the door and watch 'em burn....
Ugly Gnome, Jago Giantbrain,
He's in my home, but he's in chains...
Gen'ral Bigfoot, smelly Troll,
Kinda puny, prolly a Gnoll....
Someone's knocking on my door... somebody's ringing the bell
Someone's knocking on my door... somebody's ringing the bell
Do me a favor, open the door and watch 'em burn....
Emmy Bluetongue, he got nabbed,
Let him escape, cause he had crabs
Not so lucky, Quelania
She's not an elf, but a troll...op
Someone's knocking on my door... somebody's ringing the bell
Someone's knocking on my door... somebody's ringing the bell
Do me a favor, open the door and watch 'em burn....
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Clever. Let's see how the second verse goes.
Lord Alz - "Jeff"
Arch Mage of the Ancient Ones
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He he he....
Say goodbye to Evanon little black elves...
The Trolls have come to play.
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Game 163 turn 10 was reran with the corrected version. Use the last email that you received for your turn (around 6:30pm EST).
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Welcome to lifestyles of the awesome and better than you!
Tonight we feature Prince Jago, enjoying a faaaaabulous beach vacation on the sea of mystery!
Oh my! The ladies love this pandic prince! Apparently, his brain isn't the only big thing this royal packs! Oh, my!
So what's next for this prince of passion? Rumors have him sailing to Avalon on his own handmade ship - Kon Tikki stylee, yeah, baby!
Could a little love doctoring be in the works for a certain dusky princess? Only time will tell, and our prince will only comment with a wink and his trademark dimpled grin!
Tune in next week for mote adventures with our 163 cast, including special segments on "sexy wizards" and "Rangers - nature's candy, for the eyes - oh, my !!!
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